Another random please
Do you think that line will work in a bar?
A lot of poisons are 'natural', have fun working those into your healthy diet.
It's like a Japanese KITT
The people at Apple are just a bunch of LIARS! LIARS I TELL YOU!
Conversely it will probably contain all your most shamefull moments
Silly Wii, you can't play with the big boys.
Getting drunk just got more awesome.
White people sitting in KFC, eating watermelons and shit
The weatherman was actually right in his predictions this time!
It's funny because that's what he actually said.