Another random please
Mario is a MURDERER!
When my code compiles on the first try
Movies have lied to me.
I got the flu. Yeah really, spring just started and I get the flu.
Getting laid isn't easy.
Sad story :(
Kids will never know what it's like to have time to read an actual book behind your computer.
Its hard to be original
Don't worry I know the drill.
History repeats itself once more.
That's why the bees are dying out.